Optimos's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Iromeku]

The first 19 levels were doable and I didn't have much trouble solving them, but that final level was insane, it took me many hours and thousands of combinations to solve it.
In case anyone else is losing their mind with it too, here's the solution (the red square on the top is the green one).
https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/f91849fa3d0f61e88854ccffbb9fda81

[Void Call]

Nothing works, it's just stuck in the menu. I've tried 3 different browsers and all with the same result.

TheDiamondfinder responds:

I'm sorry to hear that, would it be possible to check the console on your end? I might be able to troubleshoot the bug from there
My PMs are open

[Beat the Zombie!]

I'm not usually the kind of guy to do the math but I've made an exception here just because of that crazy 10 million of money medal:

- The best level to go for that insane medal is the girl zombie one, cause it's the timer-based zombie with the most health (599). Remember that you earn 1 coin per health point damaged, and that if you kill the zombie you advance to the next level, which resets your money.
- The timer lasts for 10 seconds, but there's also a 2 seconds stop at "Time's up", so every 'reset' lasts for 12 seconds total.
- Of course I could click the zombie myself 10 million fucking times, but yeah I think I'll pass. So the most optimal way to make the most out of every 'reset' without moving a finger is buying and upgrading team members to deal the most damage per 'reset' without killing the zombie.
- The giant robot (the one that costs 5k coins) attacks only once per 'reset' and deals 300 damage, but if you buy it 3 times (first buy and 2 upgrades) it deals 500 damage.
- Now for the rest of the health (99 hp) you would buy the shotgun guy a total of 7 times. The shotgun guy deals 2 damage every second the first time you buy it, and it deals +1 each time you upgrade it. So it would do a total of 80 damage per 'reset', making it a total of 580 damage and leaving the zombie with 19 hp before time's up. I wouldn't recommend upgrading it more than that, just in case it did some extra hit due to lag or whatever, accidentally killing the zombie. Oh btw, the shotgun guy takes one second to attack after "Time's up" is gone, so make that 13 seconds per 'reset' instead of 12.
- So, doing all the above mentioned, which is buying the shotgun guy 7 times and the giant robot 3 times, you'd earn 580 coins every 13 seconds. Now for the math part:

10,000,000 coins ÷ 580 coins per 'reset' = 17,241 'resets'
17,241 'resets' x 13 seconds per 'reset' = 224,137 seconds
224,137 seconds ÷ 60 = 3,735 minutes ÷ 60 = 62 hours

Yep, that's a whole 62 fucking HOURS of doing nothing but stare at your screen just to get a 25 pts medal (well, and the 10 pts medal for reaching 1 million of money). Of course you can leave the computer on and go do something else, like going outside and being productive (LOL). But it's still 62 hours, with no margin of error (an accidental click, a sudden lag, etc could kill the zombie and there goes all that precious time down the toilet). So yeah, unless I'm missing something I think I'll pass.

[Road of the Dead]

Fuck Brighton Square man

[ERASER]

It's a cool game, but sadly it suffers from the same problem as all medal games on this site: when you keep playing for a while the server times out and medals & scores stop being registered without the player noticing. I got a 86% score as shown below, but I had been playing for like 40 minutes so it didn't register, and even though the score actually is saved in the game itself, refreshing the page does not award any missed medals. I know it isn't the author's fault, but it really sucks to get an incredibly hard score only for it to not be registered just because you've been playing for more than 30 simple minutes.
There's a really serious problem with medals in Newgrounds.

https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/d23a28fdfe16ddf325a73388cdf8b1ed

[Money Man: Classic]

Some medals unlock and some don't. They're buggy just like the game itself.

Ant responds:

this game is going to be replaced with a wayy better version of the game in the near future, i made this when i was 14

[🦒Giraffe fury alien invasion🦒 (new beta)]

I spent more time on the golf minigame than the main game lmao. Pretty good overall, main game was cool as well.

lol56lol responds:

wow omg... I saw you in the medal ranking, getting here means you are finishing the games or I don't know how you got here? Anyway thanks to your rating I finally have 3.5 and you are also the only person with all the medals! I am also improving with something else

[Gappy's Playground]

I got $999 in 3 different playthroughs and the medal just refuses to unlock.

Also it would be nice to hear a hint about the secret medal, since all there is about it is a picture of a cat called Gus I guess?

[Pause Ahead]

Collecting all the achievements in this game has been easily one of the most exhausting challenges I've ever faced in this site. I almost lost my sanity trying to get a deathless run.

About the game, the concept is very unique and the music is god-tier. Underrated gem. Of course, I couldn't expect any less from the guys that made Tower of Heaven after all.

[Sonic Adventure X Ep.2]

As someone said before, Leonardo's fight in the 2nd chapter is bugged and you can't advance.

MetaMike responds:

I’m sorry, I’m not sure why this happens. I don’t have access to this file, teejay-number13 does. I would fix it if I could :( but perhaps on another website the file may work. Like kbgames or something