Total Medals Earned: 35,841 (From 4,779 different games.) Total Medal Score: 818,005 Points
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (100/300 points)
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 19/19 (475/475 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (305/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Defeat Santa!
Defeat the Yeti
Collect all 25 cards
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
I ate everything!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (235/235 points)
Complete tutorial (complete level 5)
Collect 100 gummybear
Open all bonuses.
Complete all levels.
Collect all stars (150 stars).