Total Medals Earned: 35,060 (From 4,736 different games.) Total Medal Score: 795,915 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Finish arcade mode
Finish speedwriter mode
Medals Earned: 12/12 (390/390 points)
Complete at least 3 rounds!
Complete at least 8 rounds!
First mistake
No mistake in the first round!
Complete at least 15 rounds!
No mistake in the first 4 rounds!
Complete at least 20 rounds!
No mistake in the first 9 rounds!
Complete at least 25 rounds!
No mistake in the first 14 rounds!
Complete at least 30 rounds!
No mistake in the first 20 rounds!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
???
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Start to view a gallery bunch of spiders!
You have seen all spiders in this gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/205 points)
Get the bombs powerup
Get the laser
Slow down time
Make a match after three bounces
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Played 100 times
Get to level 25 without getting bombs or a laser
Get to level 25 without using shields
Get 50,000 points within ten seconds
Get 40,000 points in one shot
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 30 POINTS
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 50 POINTS
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 100 POINTS
SCORE A MINIMUM OF 150 POINTS