Total Medals Earned: 35,060 (From 4,736 different games.) Total Medal Score: 795,915 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (105/105 points)
Ψ Beat the game. Ψ
Ψ Play for half an hour total. Ψ
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/55 points)
The plot thickens.
Every time you hear an ornament ring, a demon has flapped its wings.
You died. Christmas can't happen this year anymore.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (40/200 points)
Lose all 3 hearts after getting caught by the police.
Let the city grow to 100%.
Burn down the entire city.
Get a score of over 10,000.
Find where Takkun appears in the game.
Get a score of over 20,000.
Get a score of over 30,000.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (270/270 points)
HoBoZ
Kick his Ass!
Fix Pickilow's Nissan
Church is Closed on Sundays?
Furgetta bout it!
Just like the other Priests
4th REICH IS OVER
Prolly cos he ain't Black!
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 7/7 (365/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (225/225 points)
500 miles/points on easy
500 miles/points on medium
1500 miles/points on easy
500 miles/points on hard
1500 miles/points on medium
1500 miles/points on hard
2500 miles/points on hard
Medals Earned: 2/10 (75/425 points)
Killed first boss without being hit
Killed second boss without being hit
Take bonus level 5
Take bonus level 4
Take bonus level 3
Take bonus level 2
Killed 3th boss without being hit
Take bonus level 1
Killed 4th boss without being hit
Killed 5th boss without being hit
Medals Earned: 7/7 (160/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 9/9 (280/280 points)
Pass the second location
Pass the first location
Pass the third location
Pass the fourth location
Pass the fifth location
Pass the 6th location
Pass the 7th location
Pass the 8th location
Pass the 9th location
Medals Earned: 9/9 (140/140 points)
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.